a movie scene where the white straight hero is sitting in an interrogation room after being caught by the enemy and a female interrogator walks in and is like “after im done with you you’ll tell me everything you know” and he’s all like “you’re trying to seduce me well it won’t work” and she’s like “wtf no that’s disgusting im just a really good torturer not everything revolves around your fleshy white pogo stick goddamn”
Just some tips from me!
Blessed are those who share the knowledge with us!
If you'll be my star, I'll be your sky.
the song “boats and birds” ruined my life
Anonymous: ❝do the nerds soul, maka, kid, mr butt star, tsubaki, liz, patty, and crona all together and i will love you forever (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)❞
Cause every girl (or guy) is crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man
this is so dirty grunge and i am so weak
ek's 420 giveaway
so i’ve finally hit a pretty big milestone, and i’ve decided to do a giveaway to celebrate! i have a lot of stuff i don’t use anymore and a metric ton of candy that i keep in a jar so i figure it’s better to give them to someone who could put them to better use than i.
one randomly drawn winner will receive the following!
what you could win
- a custom pixel from me (examples above, also in art tag)
- assorted kasugai gummies, individually wrapped (apple, grape, lychee, mangosteen, orange, peach, pineapple)
- kirby squeak squad
- new super mario bros
- new super mario bros 2 (3ds)
- pocky (chocolate, two boxes; 9 packs per box)
- pocky (strawberry, one box; 9 packs per box)
- pokemon black
- pokemon diamond
- pokemon heartgold
- pokemon mystery dungeon: blue rescue team
- pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time
- pokemon mystery dungeon case: red rescue team
- pokemon ranger: shadows of almia
- pokemon pearl
- pokemon trozei
- pokemon x (3ds)
- giveaway ends on 5/30/2014.
- must be following me (sorry, shipping costs a lot!)
- must be comfortable with giving me your address
- likes count so long as you reblog it.
- please have your askbox open!
- please reblog no more than 5 times!
- all games will be wiped of their save files when sent!
- i am willing to make pixels of pretty much anything, including ocs.
- i’ll cover shipping fees, including internationally.
- the winner will be chosen via a randomizer and announced after the giveaway ends!
- if you have any questions feel free to ask me, i don’t bite!
nonchalantly disguises dumb sketches i have 0 intentions on finishing as one big pic